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A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her
for $500.00.

Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying s...

This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders ...

"Yup!"
"Then go and catch it! Har har har!"...

The other day I went into the local religious book store, where I saw a "Honk if you love Jesus"...

"If you can read this, then we wasted 50 billion bucks."...

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage couns...

[ believed to be original from my officemate Scott Wallace ]

We get hit up by door...

John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing"...

Seen in a tabloid-style advertisement for a kind of surplus store in
a piece where they a...

...and forget to start again."...

"Personal" ad in local paper: David G. Contact me soon! Bring three rings:
Engagement, w...

There's this white guy in a pub toilet squeezing a kidney and he's standing next to a black guy....

Tim scrambled backward rapidly, trying to avoid the Barney's outstretched hand. The great purple...

    Stupid people should have to wear signsthat just say, "I'm Stupid.&qu...

adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun pr...

'Twas the night before implementation

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...then skydiving is not for you....

...with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen ...

1. American men and women spend 15% of their days running in slow motion along the beach.2. Amer...

1. It's soft centred, not self centred

2. It's rich, smooth and irresistible, but it will neve...

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite ri...

One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...

You Are Different and That's Bad
Dad's New Wife Robert
Fun four-letter Words to Know and S...

A student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order. His answer? "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, ...