gender humor jokes

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

She unties you.
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Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also...

When Cats Are Like Men

* They are independent.

* They don't listen.

* Th...

Dating hints for gentlemen

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things N...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wi...

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spen...

A womans most important men:

Who are the most important men in women?s' life:

The ...

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realiz...

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"

Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell...

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He sai...

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tel...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Artist means: Unreliable

Average look...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Fun means: Annoying

Gentle means: Com...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Spiritual means: Involved with a cult

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Self-employed means: Jobless

Smart me...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Loves Animals means: Cat lady

Non-tra...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Humorous means: Caustic

Intuitive mea...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

40-ish means: 48

Adventurer means: Ha...

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore we...

An old hearing impaired gentleman visited his doctor and he had been warned to be careful as he ...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, ...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Educated means: College dropout

Emoti...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Financially Secure means: One paycheck from ...

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it wer...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Tan means: Wrinkled

Wants Soulmate me...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Redhead means: Shops on the Clairol aisle

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it will always be yours.

I...

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"

Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is i...

How to impress a woman:
compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
k...

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with...

How Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public.<...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Light drinker means: Lush

Looks young...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Enjoys art and opera means: Snob

Enjo...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Outgoing means: Loud

Passionate means...

I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for c...

A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the cou...

A lady said, "I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!"

The man sa...

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause...

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?


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Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In o...

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of ...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar...

10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counte...

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You...

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your ...

Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 1000. And they chang...

Two men are walking along the beach on day when they find a bottle buried in the sand. As they a...

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what ...