gender jokes

Do you know why woman don't fart?

Because they can't keep their mouths closed long enough...

Money, The Non-Renewable Resource

How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour

Why Men D...

Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbe...

|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laund...

How To Get The Most Out Of A Garbage Bag

Cigar Smoke And Its Benefits

Clocks And...

Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

Classic ...

Tupperware: Its Social And Environmental Drawbacks

Where To Look When Your Auto Is In Re...

Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.

Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to Y...

When Ignorance Can Be A Blessing: Household Finances And You

How To Keep 'Em Guessing, o...

I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone li...

Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share.

Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

Int...

Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a sti...

What's the definition of a competitive man?

The one who finishes first and third in the ...

What does a man and a floor have in common?

You lay them right the first time you can wal...

Q. How do you scare a man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....

|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!...

Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

A. "Who cares" its not his ...

What's the difference between a woman and a dog at your front door?

The dog will stop ba...

Diamonds are a
girl's best friends.

Dogs are man's best friend...

Question: What stands behind every successful, married man?

Answer: An amazed Mother-in-...

Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.

Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges.

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Isn't it a shame that God gave men both a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to run both at...

|What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes....

I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

I used to come here all the tim...

Watertown, New York:

It was eagle-eyed zookeepers who noticed first. The DNA test...

New Summer Seminars for Women

The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There
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|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!...

Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.

Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving th...

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream of?Being st...

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut th...

An older woman went to the gynecologist.

He told her she was in perfect health, had the ...

How To Accept Criticism or When To Give Up On Cooking

Telltales Sounds Associated With A...

How To Avoid Turning Into Your Mother

Quality Time: When You And Your Husband Should Spe...

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. W...

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating

hunger. What do men ...

Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores ...

Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

Integrating Your Laundr...

Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?

He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another w...

What do a woman and a condom have in common?

They both spend too much time in your wallet...

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each ye...

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every ...

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman be...

What does a 40 year old woman have between her breasts that an 18 year old doesn't?

Her n...

Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

Communication Skills III: Getting Wha...

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of...

Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For H...

|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are h...

|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....

Many Romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In Spani...