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At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."

On a display of "I...

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

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On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 ho...

Sign from a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: "A lot of water has been passed under...

Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If i...

Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do su...

Sign in a Tokyo shop: "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the lo...

Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."

Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin."

Sign at the electic company: "We would be de...

Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up."

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