funny jokes

In the end only roaches and fruit cake will be left and the funny thing is that the roaches die ...

You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny....

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning...

Q: How many alt.1d readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Hmmm, yes, very funny, b...

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The police are looking for a certain suspect who's sexy, funny, has a nice personality, and cool...

A bunch of naked gay guys running in a straight line!




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You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...

Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!...

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You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

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|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got o...

I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.

The other d...

You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so...

A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a l...

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're ext...

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut...

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed...

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g...

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!...

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignmen...

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies....

Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink....

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns....

"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certa...

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignmen...

A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who's that guy on the be...

Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as...

Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as...

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with...

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks....

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc....

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!...

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?...

Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the ...

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog....

Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?...

A bologna sandwich walks into a bar, sits down, and starts to order a drink. The bartender looks...

It would be nice if jokes submited could be edited for grammar, puntuation, spelling. It would b...

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT....

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?...

Does killing time damage eternity?...

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?...

Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky had her "love handles" removed.

Bill says she loo...

A bologna sandwich walks into a bar, sits down, and starts to order a drink.

The ba...

How does a redneck mother know if her daughter has a yeast infection?


Her s...

He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...

He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?...