funny jokes

(found on car window)
Sound system will not work if removed...

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow ...

These signs are not real, but somewhat funny nonetheless.

Sign in a non-smoking are...

A funny joke appeared on YT....

Buy Thorazine Buy Cymbalta Buy Famvir Buy Crestor Buy Flomax Buy Advair Buy Seroquel Buy Dexa...

Dave James...

Funny Bumper Stickers:

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot...

The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train ...

While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants
less than one year o...

Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though....

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something....

Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny...

Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."...

Q:why do gypsies walk funny?



A:cause they've got crystal balls...

How does a mother from Arkansas know when her daughter is on the rag?


Her ...

What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!...

Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!...

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !...

Q: What did King Tut say to the museum?

A: I want my mummy!...

Q: What did the apple say to the orange? A: I despise you for being different from me....

Q: What did King Tut say to the museum?

A: I want my mummy!...

Two drummers walk into a bar . . . which is funny 'cause you would think the second one would ha...

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !...

What's long, black, and smells funny?



The Welfare LINE!...

Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....



NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!...

Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you we...

I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I foun...

Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, yo...

In the end only roaches and fruit cake will be left and the funny thing is that the roaches die ...

You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny....

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning...

Q: How many alt.1d readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Hmmm, yes, very funny, b...

Knock Knock



Whos there





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The police are looking for a certain suspect who's sexy, funny, has a nice personality, and cool...

A bunch of naked gay guys running in a straight line!




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You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...

Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!...

That was funny.
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You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

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|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got o...

I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.

The other d...

You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so...

A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a l...

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're ext...

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut...

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed...