funny jokes

Because you better or I'll kick your ass....

[Ed: The odd experience in telling this joke is that most men find it funny,
but I have y...

Has someone told you a joke that you find isn't very funny? Do the following and it should be mu...

Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to...

Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.



Not to save her...

...about as funny as roman candles on a birthday cake....

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes....

|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog....

The recent spate of "funny" doctors' names forces me
to publish this test that all of you...

Funny Sign:

"Teacher Strikes Idle Kids"...

My uncle was travelling on business, in New Mexico. He needed to cash a check, and went to the b...

My uncle was travelling on business, in New Mexico. He needed to cash a check, and went to the b...

See Mother. See Mother laugh. Mother is happy. Mother is happy about
Christmas. Mother has...

Q: How many rec.humor.funny readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50. They all s...

Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick....

A man walks up to the bartender and says, "I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar a...

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. ...

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I b...

Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1...

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.<...

One Sunday morning after church, little Maury's family invited the priest to breakfast at their ...

Because the punchline is horrible....

Gay rights....

Recently, there was a public television special honoring writer Larry Gelbart, whose credits inc...

Because they taste funny....

Q: What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Hey, get out of my s...

A: That's not funny!!!
...

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. H...

Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....

(found on car window)
Sound system will not work if removed...

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow ...

These signs are not real, but somewhat funny nonetheless.

Sign in a non-smoking are...

A funny joke appeared on YT....

Buy Thorazine Buy Cymbalta Buy Famvir Buy Crestor Buy Flomax Buy Advair Buy Seroquel Buy Dexa...

Dave James...

Funny Bumper Stickers:

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot...

The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train ...

While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants
less than one year o...

Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though....

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something....

Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny...

Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."...

Q:why do gypsies walk funny?



A:cause they've got crystal balls...

How does a mother from Arkansas know when her daughter is on the rag?


Her ...

What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!...

Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!...

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !...