Funny Jokes

  • bone specialist

    rating0 Funny Jokes 19 hits

    He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it....

  • Do you like my new jacket?

    rating0 Funny Jokes 15 hits

    Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though....

  • face like a million dollars

    rating3 Funny Jokes 22 hits

    You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!...

  • family vehicle

    rating0 Funny Jokes 16 hits

    your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard....

  • Fireplace

    rating0 Funny Jokes 21 hits

    You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...

  • grammar correction

    rating0 Funny Jokes 23 hits

    A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...

  • his mind

    rating0 Funny Jokes 22 hits

    He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...

  • How to Get A Good Night Sleep

    rating0 Funny Jokes 16 hits

    By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the ...

  • insults part 1

    rating0 Funny Jokes 18 hits

    He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...

  • insults part 2

    rating0 Funny Jokes 18 hits

    He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'...

  • Knock, Knock... George Washington

    rating0 Funny Jokes 19 hits

    Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...

  • Moving

    rating0 Funny Jokes 17 hits

    I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....

  • never forget a face

    rating0 Funny Jokes 16 hits

    I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!...

  • own mind

    rating0 Funny Jokes 17 hits

    He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?...

  • pretty little head

    rating0 Funny Jokes 17 hits

    She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little....

  • I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those pa...

  • Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9....

  • trip from beauty parlor

    rating0 Funny Jokes 15 hits

    I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!...

  • Underwear is Important!

    rating0 Funny Jokes 16 hits

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWE...

  • Welfare

    rating0 Funny Jokes 22 hits

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ...

  • What's that thing on your Neck?

    rating0 Funny Jokes 20 hits

    Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....

  • Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!

    rating0 Funny Jokes 17 hits

    Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....

  • yesterday's coffee

    rating0 Funny Jokes 21 hits

    She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean....

  • Yo Family Is So Poor...

    rating0 Funny Jokes 14 hits

    Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...

  • you are so stupid...

    rating0 Funny Jokes 14 hits

    You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...


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