Funny Jokes

He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it....

Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though....

You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!...

your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard....

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...

A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...

He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...

By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the ...

He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...

He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'...

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....

I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!...

He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?...

She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little....

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those pa...

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9....

I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!...

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWE...

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ...

Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....

Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....

She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean....

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...

You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...