foul language jokes

Although Cupid got all the girls hot,

a great lover himself he was not.

One day a kid was walking down the street and was getting all of these funny looks.He waent to h...

Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want t...

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and...

A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps onto the bus and puts her right th...

A worried man goes to his doctor and explains, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong with my d...

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock a doo...

A man and his friend walks into a bar one saturday night, And the man gets totally drunk. The ma...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this...

What Makes 100%? What...

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely no...

There was a pickel ,a taco and a Dick,one day they were fightinng because they did not know who ...

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with...

In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of h...

Woman ...

She's an angel in truth, a demon in fiction.

A woman's the grea...

Woman ...

She's an angel in truth, a demon in fiction.

A woman's the grea...

In various world religions


Protestantism
If shit happens, it happe...

How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.



...

I got this one from my Uncle over the Christmas Holidays, I've no idea
where he got it fr...

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and...

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you'...

Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunett...

Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunett...

Woman golfer lines up on the first tee. Slices it badly and she hears a guy wailing pitifully of...

Two guys are walking through the forest when one of the guys trips. The other guy calls 911, the...

A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the
ship after a large ...

Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed

glanced over an...

A seven-year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his
teacher.

A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.

A priest is walking along a pier in Rome when he sees a fisherman ready to go out fishing.
<...

The following comes from one the funniest TV shows in the UK, the comedy
sports quiz, "Th...

I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or

6. He w...

With the immense popularity of Viagra it's not surprising that the company has now started to pr...

Two gay men, Lance and Julian, were taking a shower together, being boyfriends. Lance glances ov...

This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the
passion, the guy a...

A man was in a bar one evening, when a drunk wandered over, shouting at the man 'I pulled your m...

4 KINDS OF SEX

HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in e...

Estaba Mickey Mouse en su casa con Mimí. En eso Mickey le dice a Mimí:



...

Q. On the left side of the river there is a rooster, and on the other side there is a cat and a ...

Two
Pakistanian guys wanted to become more American. The
...

A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies


Catholicism: If shit happens, I d...

On day four kids were playing on a slide and a genie appeared in they all stopped and huddled am...

Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave the bingo hall because of her foul language
...

A blonde goes into a room full of vending machines and she has lots o...

This Enron accountant get put into prison. His cellmate is a much larger, more hardened criminal...

The Biggest, orneriest, hombre in the West stomped into a saloon bellowing, "I'm big, I'm mean a...

A San Francisco tourist is taking a stroll through Golden Gate Park when he?s attacked by three ...

A San Francisco tourist is taking a stroll through Golden Gate Park when he?s attacked by three ...

A Chinese man walks into a bar and on seeing the bar man is black shouts: "Gimme a jigger Nigger...

There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.



The first is Smurf ...

What is the difference between a straight rooster and a gay rooster?






...