foul language jokes

Superman walks over to Spiderman's house and says hey Spidey You wanna Go out for some drinks bu...

An English taxidermist, is sweating his way through the Australian outback when he comes across ...

A reporter went to the local mental hospital to do a story on some of the patients and their...

It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed to find a motel. S...

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream.

Unable to...

Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, "Why don't ...

A man who had just moved out to the country decides to start a farm. He goes to one nearby and a...

A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language."A...

Dear Boys and Girls,

Well, it's that time of year again and once again I am busting...

The Sergeant had a Colonel who was an absolute ass. So before the next inspection, the Serge...

(pronounced "C more or less")

Unlike C++, C+- is a subject oriented language. Eac...

Two guys out hunting and they just shot a deer. As they're walking up to it, the one hunter says...

A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests has left his sy...

I heard this from a friend at Duke University:

Six year-old boy to his father: Dad...

A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body languag...

A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area -...

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy...

There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and h...

KGB colonel Petrofiev calls srg. Iliushin into his office. "At your service, comrade colonel."

Stascz and Janos went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Stascz had to answer a call ...

It was a fine summer evening at the local pub in Dublin. The bar was about half full. In one cor...

One day, President Clinton is with his body gaurd Bubba (Big black body gaurd), and they both go...

A friend was in Japan on business. On one day, the company he was visiting took him out for a ro...

ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
ADA: A Dumb Acronym
ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

BASIC: Boring And...

One day a daughter went to her father and asked for a prom dress. The father said, "if you give ...

So, there are these two pirates talking in this bar. One's got a wooden leg and a hook and even ...

Insert your fafourite ethnic minority in place of "?"

Three Italians and three "?" ...

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents.

He was quite ner...

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy...

A girl and boy had been having a relationship for about four months and one Friday night after w...

This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream...

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywh...

A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed th...

Two orthodox Jews went to Pincus the tailor for new suits. "Listen, Pincus," one said, "the last...

One day ryan kent went over to his girl friends house to watch t.v. When Ryans girl frined got r...

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service



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A man goes into a bar one evening and is surprised to see a ferret with no teeth, on the bar. He...

There was a little boy and his grandfather going fishing one day. The little boy and grandfather...

Clinton was at a fund raiser. He had to take a leak so he went to the bathroom, stepped up to a ...

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your



hole?

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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywh...

NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some individua...

This guy enters a contest to see who can write the dirtiest limerick.

He writes a r...

warning: this is really sick joke!



A young teenage girl wants to borr...

The Positive Orgasm: "Oh yes, Ohh yesss, OH YESSSS!"

The Negative Orgasm: "Oh no, O...

Neville the Aborigine had been out of work for a long time and when he was offered the job at th...

There was this guy at the patent office counter and said," I want to patent this Peach."

There was this guy at the patent office counter and said," I want to patent this Peach."

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of n...

The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last tho...