Foul Language jokes Jokes

  • "What happened to the Pope

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    "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"

    "I don't know, what?"

  • 10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents

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    10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them


  • 107 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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    You can enjoy a BEER all month.
    BEER stains wash out.
    You don't have to wine and d...

  • 19 putdowns and rejections!

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    1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

  • 2 deaf farmers (adult)

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    One day a man was driving through the country when his car began to sputter and it broke down. T...

  • 2 Hillbilly jokes (some rude words)

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    Two very drunk hillbillies were driving down a mountain road when suddenly they blew a tire, los...

  • 2 leprochans and a nun

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    One day 2 leprochans were having an arguement. so they they went to a convent and they rang the ...

  • 3 Great Lessons

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    Lesson Number One

    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabb...

  • 3 Little Pigs

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    Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.

  • 3 little pigs ... italian style

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    Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.

  • 3 men and the genie

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    3 men were in the woods. They took a wrong turn and they came to a cliff. Then suddenly a genie ...

  • 6 foot tall cockroach with bad temper

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    A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot...

  • 99 Condoms

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    A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling...

  • A blonde gets an opportunity

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    A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywh...

  • A Christmas Poem

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    'Twas the night before Christmas,

    and God it was neat





  • A Clock?

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    Bill and Monica are in the Whitehouse when Bill invites Monica into the Oval office because he w...

  • A Good Year

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    Do you know the difference between a good year and 365 used condoms?



    Answe...

  • A Hippo What?

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    3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world...

  • A letter to Santa (Language)

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    Dear Santa,

    You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 31st of Decemb...

  • A Mexican bandit made a

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    A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time, robbing banks in...

  • A new priest at his

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    A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
    speak. After mass he asked ...

  • A newly discovered chapter in

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    A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come...

  • A Nun? Drinking!?

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    Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in wal...

  • A Pakistani walked into a

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    A Pakistani walked into a pet shop in London and asked for two bales of hay
    to feed to hi...

  • A Perfect Woman Is...

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    What's the definition of a perfect woman?



    a) Three feet tall with a rou...

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