foreigners

A teacher in a rural area, attempting to broaden the outlook of her narrow-horizoned class, aske...

Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...

Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners....

One day two Irishmen were walking past a police station in Dublin,
and as they walked p...

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than...

Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around...

What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother...

What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit....

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip...

This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...

A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...

How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky...

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ...

The normal way, if the British find they have a language problem with foreigners, is to just tal...

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Jap...

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...

What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp...

What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...

An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a g...

Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman were sentenced to be whipped 100 times. They had...

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone w...

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell ...

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre....

10) You have to explain to most foreigners that you either live close to New York or Boston

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee...

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". A...

There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park...

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the foreco...

10. Mass invasion from all sides and crush the Canadians with brute force.9. Casually walk throu...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,...

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi...

The events of Sept. 11th have prompted a security overhaul for the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt ...

The events of Sept. 11th have prompted a security overhaul for the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt ...

A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached f...

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking...

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking...

All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. ...

|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...

|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...

Candidate Bill Clinton: Promised a guarenteed college education for anyone wanting one
Presid...

|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Le...

Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...

Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far eastern country. At a place of hon...

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A det...

Ladies...read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay...