Foreigners Jokes

A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...

There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park...

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...

A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached f...

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi...

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". A...

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Jap...

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...

An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a g...

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee...

Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...

This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone w...

How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky...

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,...

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the foreco...

All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. ...

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ...

Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around...

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip...

What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...

What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp...