food jokes

What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Ma...

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate....

My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats....

I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle....

(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...

(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...

What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup....

You've tried Dr.
Stillman's Quick Weight Loss Diet, the Sardine Diet, the Grapefr...

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup...

What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food....

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for ...

|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...

The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," h...

What's the favorite food of a Black/Italian halfbreed?
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What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!...

|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...

Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?





A: Cream of sum...

Q. How did Michael Jackson got food poisoning?

A. He ate a 12 year old weiner....

The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.
After a while ...

After you barf, you feel better
You can barf whenever you want
When you barf, you do...

After you throw up, you feel better.



You can throw up whenever you want. <...

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She aske...

Two women from england moved to America. They decided that since it was a traditional American f...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not com...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not com...

Each day I try
to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon g...

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like


Chinese ...

If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves...

20 Reasons Throwing Up is Better thanDormFood



After you throw up, you feel...

Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy....

Food is an important part of a balanced diet....

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. T...

|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...

A man walks into a diner and orders a hamburger. As he is waiting for his food, he notices that ...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?


A guy with very high blood pressur...

A man was walking through the desert and had not eaten for days. He came across a church, we...

A man was walking through the desert and had not eaten for days. He came across a church, we...

Chocolate: the other major food group....

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entert...

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entert...

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study ...

|From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...

From Reuters News Service:

Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe fo...

Fast food makes you sick quick....

Fast food makes you sick quick.

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You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 90 MPH....

What food best describes a man? Jerky...

A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
"Oh, no! I ha...

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...

When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there...