Food jokes Jokes

  • A great fruit cake recipie

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    |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...

  • A great fruit cake recipie

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    You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried f...

  • A practical joke involving jello

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    |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...

  • An error publishing an article

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    |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...

  • An error publishing an article

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    From Reuters News Service:

    Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe fo...

  • Are caterpillars good to eat?

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    |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...

  • Bad convenience foods

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    |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...

  • Bottle of Evian water?

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    |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...

  • Caffeine addict quiz

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    |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...

  • CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS

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    WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS?

    NACHO CHEESE!...

  • Constantly complaining about the temperature

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    |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t...

  • Constantly complaining about the temperature

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    A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning b...

  • Crummy Day

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    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?


    Because it felt pretty crummy!...

  • FOOD

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    What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?

    One's a snack cracker, an...

  • Food fight in a store

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    |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...

  • Food laughs & humor

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    |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...

  • Food one-liner

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    On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack....

  • Food one-liner

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    Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you....

  • Food one-liner

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    The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."...

  • Food one-liner

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    Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."...

  • Food one-liners

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    |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...

  • Food quotes and quips

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    |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...

  • He's a real fun guy [fungi]

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    |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...

  • I have a Microsoft waiter

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    |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...

  • Ice cream flavor galore

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    |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...


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