food jokes

Food is an important part of a balanced diet....

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. T...

|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...

A man walks into a diner and orders a hamburger. As he is waiting for his food, he notices that ...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?


A guy with very high blood pressur...

A man was walking through the desert and had not eaten for days. He came across a church, we...

A man was walking through the desert and had not eaten for days. He came across a church, we...

Chocolate: the other major food group....

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entert...

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entert...

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study ...

|From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...

From Reuters News Service:

Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe fo...

Fast food makes you sick quick....

Fast food makes you sick quick.

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You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 90 MPH....

What food best describes a man? Jerky...

A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
"Oh, no! I ha...

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...

When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there...

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cak...

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stoma...

|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A ...

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put i...

This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the la...

From a recent newspaper article:

Cuba has severe shortages of almost every consume...

There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them ...

The first Jewish woman President is elected. She calls her Mother, "Mama, I've won the electio...

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entert...

A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their ...

Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during ...

A Hindu gets on a plane and sits next to a European.

As the plane takes off, he unr...

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by...

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entert...

The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections,you'...

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the cou...

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entert...

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery...

A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON...

Eating with Children



A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, ...

Eating with Children



A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, inc...

When Casey stated he was getting married, his pet parrot was very upset & insisted on going on t...

Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

A: ...

Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

A: ...

Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices of everything on th...

1.Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2.Ask prices of everythi...

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask prices of ...

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda w...

This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies...

A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into Lak...