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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate....
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One day, an old lady went to the store to get some food for her dog.
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A little old lady walked up to the cashier and placed a bag of cat food on the check out counter...Food one-liner
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing....
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What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, an...Food laughs & humor
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191 hits|From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...
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A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry....Food one-liner
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The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."...Food one-liner
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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills....Ordering fast food
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55 hits|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...
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|Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...
Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
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This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, ...A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She the...
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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stoma...Food quotes and quips
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A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She...Food jokes
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143 hitsWhat could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink...
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156 hits|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...
Food fight in a store
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In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...Preheat
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To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time
before cooking a dish.
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is eno...Food jokes
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145 hitsWhat are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Ma...
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132 hitsMy brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats....
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I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle....
(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...
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This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup...Fast Food Blondes
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The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for ...Wise cooking advice
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192 hits|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...
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141 hitsThe American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," h...
What's the favorite food of a Black/Italian halfbreed?
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245 hits|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...
Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?
A: Cream of sum...
Q. How did Michael Jackson got food poisoning?
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The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.
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After you barf, you feel better
You can barf whenever you want
When you barf, you do...
