Food Jokes

|You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...

|Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...

|From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...

|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...

|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...

|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...

|Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS?

NACHO CHEESE!...

|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t...

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, an...

|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...

|From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...

|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...

|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...

|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...

|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...

|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...

|In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ...

|M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...

|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...

|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...

|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...

With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers ...

|Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...

|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...