Festival Jokes

|It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on ...

|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't...

|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch ...

|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door...

|1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your...

|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamuci...

|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed...

|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...

|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I r...

|15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo...

|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10...

|? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medica...

|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsi...

|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en...

|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strut...

|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th...

|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for yo...

|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are s...