Farming Jokes

|A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along...

|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into ...

|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistf...

|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer ...

|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo...

|The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted...

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...

|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ...

|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to he...

|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experien...

|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compan...

|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...

|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being ...

|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection o...

|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a...

|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...

|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when ...

|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's...

|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ...

|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed a...

|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of ho...

|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p...

|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...

|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field...