ethnic jokes

Q: How do you confuse a Polak (polish guy)?





A: Put him in ...

What smells worse than old garbage?


Poor White Trash...

Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?





A: Flush the punch bowl...

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a White Guy?

A. A car thief that...

What happened to the dyslexic Polak?

He thought he was a dance!

(p...

What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?



Reservations....

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?



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What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?

One tha...

Why did they invent white chocolate?


So that black guys could get dirty to...

What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family...

How many Italians does it take to screw in the light bulb?

Three. One to screw i...

(From a joke-of-the-day calendar...)

Three Irish Catholic ladies are across the st...

There is this man, he has had problems lately with his sight, and
feels it is now time to...

An Englishman was recently asked about the differences between
English and American people. <...

Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana pla...

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill....

Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go e...

Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?...

Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two...

Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to ...

Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll ma...

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing ...

What do call a Irish seven course dinner?


A potato and a six pack....

Why did the Italians lose the war?


Because they ordered ziti instead of shel...

What is long, black, and smelly?


- The unemployment line....

Did you hear Buckwheat became a Moslem?


His new name: Careem O Wheat...

Q. What do you call a stuttering black person?

What is wrong with Polish snow tires?



They melt....

How do stop an Italian from talking?


Tie his hands behind his back....

How do you make Mexican chile?


Stick a popsicle up his ass....

When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell...

If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?


A fur coat!...

What do they call abortion in Prague?


A cancelled Czech...

Why do black people like to keep chickens around?


To teach their kid's how ...

What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

- You know she'll swallow.

How do you make Polish sausage?


Use retarded pigs...

In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:"It's 11 o'clock do you know where you...

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Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! ...

Two Irishmen are sitting in a small town bar, where Mick bragged to Sean, "You know, I had me ev...

I have just returned from a three week lecture romp from Shanghai to Beijing in China. While in ...

For those of you who have never had the pleasure of owning a British car, but want to know what ...

Q. How does every ethnic joke start?

A. By looking over your shoulder.

Se...

What do you call half a busload of [Ethnics] going off a cliff?


A shame the ...

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to ...

How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin....

What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck di...

How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run, Jump, and Swim i...

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill...

What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."...