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Q:How do you know if a irishmen has been on his computer.





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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? So he could look like his mama....

How do you Sink an Irish Battleship?Put it in Water....

Did you hear about a black boy who thought that he melted?



He got ...

What do you call two black guys in a sleeping bag?


Twix...

A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything t...

Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim....

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the litt...

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel....

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements....

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!...

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."...

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy....

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don't...

Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match....

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!...

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving....

Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the ...

Did you hear about the rocket that was launched in West Virginia?



- I...

How many [ethnics] does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Four: one to mix ...

What do you call two black guys on motorcycles in Los Angeles?


Choclate CH...

How come they don't let the little black kids play in the sandbox?

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?One less drunk....

How is a tornado like a redneck divorce?


- Either way youre gonna loose the ...

What is foreplay for a Jewish American Princess?


Thirty minutes of begging....

Why can't Chinese couples have white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white!

Have you heard of the new all-black version of a Shakespearean comedy
called "As You Likes...

I like to see ugly people holding hands.
I figure it gets them both out of circulation.

I was at this restaraunt the other day and I saw this fat oriental lady
and I said to mys...

What do you call a barn full of negros?


Antique farm equipment....

What do you call 100 Eitheopeans standing in shallow water?


Skinny dipping...

Why do blacks have white on their hands?

It's where they were hung to be spray pa...

What do you call a Jewish American Princess's waterbed?



Lake Placid...

Why do black people wear doo-rags?

You would too if you had pubes on your head....

Have you heard of the new Mexican sports car?


- Its got four on the floor an...

Did you hear the one about the Indian who slept in the hotel lobby because
he didn't have...

How are the Unabomber and a girl from West Virginia similar?



- they w...

So the eye doctor says to the Asian woman: "I'm sorry ma'mm,
you have a cata...

What do you call ten Italian women together in a steam bath?


Gorillas in the...

Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!...

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza S...

Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A:...

Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles....

Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cable...

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one pres...

What do you call a hundred dead [Ethnics] at the bottom of the ocean?


A good...

Did you hear the one about the [ethnic] who looked up his family tree?


A gor...

What three words will a Jewish American Princess never hear?



"Attenti...

What do you call a family of Mexicans standing in front of their house?

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