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How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it...

What do you call a pool full of Mexicans?


Bean dip....

What do you get when you cross a Polish guy and a Mexican?

A car thief who can't dr...

Q: What does K-mart stand for?
A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too...

There are two things I just can't stand, racial prejudice and Negroes....

How does one identify a Kentucky virgin?


She's the one who can outrun her ...

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinqo....

(Q.)Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?


(A.)So they have something...

Did you hear about the new Jewish car?

Not only does it stop on a dime, but it pick...

What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am?


The Gooks of Hazard....

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?


- Quattro Sink-o...

What do you call a pollock with half a brain?



Gifted...

Q: What do you call 2 blacks in a golden sleeping bag?

A: Twix...

What did they call the Chinese prostitute that became pregnant?


- What Went ...

What do you call an Eitheopean with feathers glued on his ass?


A dart...

Why was the million man march so successful?


Only two people had to get off ...

What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess and a
computer?

Q: How do you fit 50 mexicans in a car?

A: Put a welfare check in the ash tray....

Do you know why Mexicans eat refried beans?


- Have you ever heard of one d...

How do you drown a Haitian?


Give him a shoebox and tell him it floats....

What do you say to a baby Jewish American Princess?


Gucci Gucci Goo...

How do you fool a Mexican?


Knock on the trunk and say, "We're here Jose."...

Why do Mexicans always have tamales for Christmas dinner?


- So they'll hav...

What do you call a Phillipino contortionist?

A Manila folder...

How can you spot the Polish Jew at the Wailing Wall?



He's the one wit...

Why did they have to change the name from AIDS to HIV?


All the [ethnics] we...

What did they call the first Chinese test tube baby?


- No Fun Son...

What do you call 32 mexican women?



A full set of teeth....

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because somebody shot the only one who ...

Do you know what an Australian kiss is?It's just like a French kiss, but you do it "down-under."...

Q:How do you know if a irishmen has been on his computer.





A...

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? So he could look like his mama....

How do you Sink an Irish Battleship?Put it in Water....

Did you hear about a black boy who thought that he melted?



He got ...

What do you call two black guys in a sleeping bag?


Twix...

A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything t...

Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim....

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the litt...

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel....

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements....

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!...

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."...

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy....

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don't...

Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match....

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!...

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving....

Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the ...

Did you hear about the rocket that was launched in West Virginia?



- I...

How many [ethnics] does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Four: one to mix ...