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How do you start a mexican parade?


Roll a quarter down a street....

How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia?

- Had it been i...

What are the two biggest lies in Poland?


"The check is in your mouth"
"I ...

What do you call a Jewish American Princess's nipple?


- The Tip of the Icebe...

How do you stop a black gang from beating you up?


- Throw them a basketball....

how many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?


I don't know. I ...

How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
Terrorists can ...

Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!...

Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch....

Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes....

The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound....

Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill....

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o...

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill...

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel....

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations....

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?...

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John....

Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!...

Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !...

Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52...

where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)...

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?...

Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea....

Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive...

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in ...

Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TAR...

Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside....

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo...

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte...

How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it...

What do you call a pool full of Mexicans?


Bean dip....

What do you get when you cross a Polish guy and a Mexican?

A car thief who can't dr...

Q: What does K-mart stand for?
A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too...

There are two things I just can't stand, racial prejudice and Negroes....

How does one identify a Kentucky virgin?


She's the one who can outrun her ...

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinqo....

(Q.)Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?


(A.)So they have something...

Did you hear about the new Jewish car?

Not only does it stop on a dime, but it pick...

What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am?


The Gooks of Hazard....

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?


- Quattro Sink-o...

What do you call a pollock with half a brain?



Gifted...

Q: What do you call 2 blacks in a golden sleeping bag?

A: Twix...

What did they call the Chinese prostitute that became pregnant?


- What Went ...

What do you call an Eitheopean with feathers glued on his ass?


A dart...

Why was the million man march so successful?


Only two people had to get off ...

What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess and a
computer?

Q: How do you fit 50 mexicans in a car?

A: Put a welfare check in the ash tray....

Do you know why Mexicans eat refried beans?


- Have you ever heard of one d...

How do you drown a Haitian?


Give him a shoebox and tell him it floats....