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Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret....

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout....

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel....

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering....

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book....

Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny....

Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird....

Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!...

Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!...

Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!...

What do a moped and a fat lady have in common?


They are both fun to drive, a...

What do you call a Jewish American Princess's waterbed?



The Dead...

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?


Either way someone's...

What do you call two Vietnamese in a Dodge Charger?


"The Gooks of Hazzard"...

Why does Chanukah come before Christmas?


- So Jews can break up with their n...

What do you call a Mexican woman with a dropped uterus?


- cuntswaylo...

Why did they kick all of the midgets out of the nudist colony?



They k...

What do you call two Packies jumping out of a plane?


Chocolate drops....

How does a mother from Arkansas know when her daughter is on the rag?


Her ...

Whats the kkk's wapon of choice?

A chainsaw, because it goes "runnigganiggarun......

(Q.)What do you call a bunch of mexicans on a roof?


(A.)Chingos...

How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?


Forget it- we'll drink i...

What has 300 legs and seven teeth?


- The front row of a Willie Nelson concer...

Did you hear about the two Mexicans on That's Incredible?



One had aut...

What do you call a Muslim roofing contractor?


Shiite on a shingle....

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?


The Indy 500....

What do you get when you cross a black guy with a groundhog?

Six more weeks of ba...

What do you call a Polish baby doctor?


A dope pusher....

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!...

60% of all Orientals have cataracts; the other 40 percent drive Lincoln Continentals.
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How do you start a mexican parade?


Roll a quarter down a street....

How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia?

- Had it been i...

What are the two biggest lies in Poland?


"The check is in your mouth"
"I ...

What do you call a Jewish American Princess's nipple?


- The Tip of the Icebe...

How do you stop a black gang from beating you up?


- Throw them a basketball....

how many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?


I don't know. I ...

How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
Terrorists can ...

Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!...

Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch....

Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes....

The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound....

Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill....

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o...

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill...

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel....

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations....

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?...

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John....

Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!...

Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !...