ethnic

What do you call two Mexican in a shoe box?

A pair of brown loafers....

What do you call a car full of black people?

Cheap Tinted Windows...

How do you know when there's a railway strike in Ireland?


- Panic buying at ...

Do you know why they have a bucket of shit at an [ethnic] wedding?



- ...

How can you tell if a Jewish American Princess's a nymphomaniac?



She'...

(Q)HOW DO YOU STARVE A BLACK GUY?

(A)PUT HIS FOOD STAMPS UNDER HIS WORK BOOTS....

A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.
It gets dark and th...

Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands
full of sheep?
...

Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown?

A: Because when the engine stops, th...

What do you do when you see your TV floating away in the middle of the night?

Coc...

When is it appropriate to throw a glass of wine in your
Italian girlfriends face?

Well, it seems that these three fellows, an American, a German and a
[ethnic], are about ...

What do you get when you cross a Black with a Japenese?



Someone who o...

Why dont mexicans have backyard barbeques?

Because all of the rice and beans fall...

Why dosent Mexico have an olimpic team?

Because anyone there who can jump, swim, ...

Why dont blacks drive convertables?

The wind would make their lips beat them to d...

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, I'll sit in t...

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled."Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger."If my...

How many Irish blokes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! One to hold the lightbu...

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500....

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist....

Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks....

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!...

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact....

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."...

What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!...

Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering....

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No mat...

Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines....

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling...

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret....

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout....

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel....

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering....

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book....

Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny....

Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird....

Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!...

Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!...

Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!...

What do a moped and a fat lady have in common?


They are both fun to drive, a...

What do you call a Jewish American Princess's waterbed?



The Dead...

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?


Either way someone's...

What do you call two Vietnamese in a Dodge Charger?


"The Gooks of Hazzard"...

Why does Chanukah come before Christmas?


- So Jews can break up with their n...

What do you call a Mexican woman with a dropped uterus?


- cuntswaylo...

Why did they kick all of the midgets out of the nudist colony?



They k...

What do you call two Packies jumping out of a plane?


Chocolate drops....

How does a mother from Arkansas know when her daughter is on the rag?


Her ...

Whats the kkk's wapon of choice?

A chainsaw, because it goes "runnigganiggarun......