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Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybo...

What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist....

Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself....

Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap....

What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !...

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !...

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !...

Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck....

Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund....

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water....

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto....

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV....

Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too...

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama....

Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike....

Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!...

Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water....

What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''...

Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan....

What did the black kid say as he slid down the zebra's leg?



Now yo...

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?


The harder you hit him the more English yo...

You might be a redneck if you have ever awakened someone
to tell them its time to go to sl...

What do you call a Black man in Thailand?


A Tycoon....

What do they call Ex-Lax in Holland?


Dutch Cleanser...

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around, does he become
disoriented?...

How do you make a black guy scared?


Take him to an auction....

What do you call a Mexican who has had a vasectomy?


- Dry Martino....

How do you circumsize a redneck?


Kick his sister in the jaw....

What do you call a gay Indian?


A brave sucker!...

Why is Ray Charles always smiling?



He doesn't know he is black!...

Did you hear about the Polish Lesbian ?


She loved men.........

Why is Stevie Wonder always Smiling?


Because he doesn't know he's black...

How do you define a Jewish delemma?


Free ham....

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?


- "Two Can Chew"...

Why are black men so tall?


Because their Knee-Groes...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope....

What has eight legs and a black asshole?

The A-Team....

What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?


A pimp...

How does a New Zealander make a u-turn?


He winks at it....

What do you call an [enthnic] in a limousine?



- A Chauffeur....

Where do black people go for thanksgiving? Nowhere, KFC is closed....

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint....

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the childr...

Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say ...

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in an...

Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian t...

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish though...

A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, ''I think i...

Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so m...

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His com...