ethnic

What do you call 100 Eitheopeans standing in shallow water?


Skinny dipping...

Why do blacks have white on their hands?

It's where they were hung to be spray pa...

What do you call a Jewish American Princess's waterbed?



Lake Placid...

Why do black people wear doo-rags?

You would too if you had pubes on your head....

Have you heard of the new Mexican sports car?


- Its got four on the floor an...

Did you hear the one about the Indian who slept in the hotel lobby because
he didn't have...

How are the Unabomber and a girl from West Virginia similar?



- they w...

So the eye doctor says to the Asian woman: "I'm sorry ma'mm,
you have a cata...

What do you call ten Italian women together in a steam bath?


Gorillas in the...

Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!...

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza S...

Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A:...

Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles....

Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cable...

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one pres...

What do you call a hundred dead [Ethnics] at the bottom of the ocean?


A good...

Did you hear the one about the [ethnic] who looked up his family tree?


A gor...

What three words will a Jewish American Princess never hear?



"Attenti...

What do you call a family of Mexicans standing in front of their house?

America OnLine: An organization
set up to give Internetters someone to make ethnic jokes a...

Have you heard the one about the . . . .

. . . colored man who saw his girlfriend i...

Q. What do you call it when you bury 1000 black men in the ground up to their necks?

One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did that appendectomy go?"



"Appen...

Q. If the world turned into a jacket, where would the black people live?

A. In th...

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?


So the German soldiers can ma...

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime....

How do you start a parade in Mexico?

Roll a couple of pesos down a hill....

What do you call a sheep tied to a pole in the middle of Wales?


A leisure ...

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Historic farm tools....

Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade....

Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybo...

What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist....

Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself....

Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap....

What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !...

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !...

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !...

Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck....

Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund....

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water....

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto....

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV....

Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too...

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama....

Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike....

Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!...

Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water....

What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''...

Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan....

What did the black kid say as he slid down the zebra's leg?



Now yo...