elderly jokes

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was fin...

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She ...

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...

|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...

A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden.


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One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady. As he is sitting there talking with her, he ...

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four males in her car. She dropped her ...

An aggie, one of the elderly types, proceeded to try out
for a part in a local College Sta...

In answer to an advertisement for tough outdoorsy types, for a mountaineering trip, a frail, lit...

I got this joke from a roommate of mine, Keith Brown.
He acquired it when he went back to...

Three elderly women, recently transplanted from the Northeast to a Florida retirement community,...

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of ...

The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were...

The Missing Toupee!



On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surpri...

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out o...

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She wou...

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would...

There were these three couples; one elderly, one middle aged, and one newly-wed that wanted to j...

|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...

This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The pr...

This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. Th...

An elderly man decides to join a nudist colony. He asks if he
can just wander around the...

|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly wo...

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly...

The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...

Q: Why do they give Viagra to elderly men in old people's homes?

|Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about...

"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...

An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...

|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to joi...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to joi...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed
couple wanted...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to joi...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Highway Patrol officer s...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a c...

The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly ...

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to jo...

An elderly man visits his doctor. "Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexual...

Miriam, an elderly lady, goes up to a man at a bus stop in Finchley in north west London.
...

Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. Whe...

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found...

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about o...

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...

An elderly Jewish lady is leaving the garment district to go home from work. Suddenly a man who ...

What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....