elderly jokes

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeare...

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old tim...

|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav...

|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her t...

A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he is paid handsomely and ...

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He final...

An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...

An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he tak...

I believe I read this one in a new book by Larry King, Tell Me More.
I think it came from...

An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...

There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to th...

The businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room at the swank hotel an...

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "...

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went...

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was s...

|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the...

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the do...

An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.


Inste...

A traveller in a strange town found that his watch stopped.





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An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The p...

An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The p...

An elderly couple has dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives leave the ta...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...

|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ord...

A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden. Soon, after making rounds...

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smil...

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was fin...

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She ...

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...

|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...

A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden.


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One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady. As he is sitting there talking with her, he ...

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four males in her car. She dropped her ...

An aggie, one of the elderly types, proceeded to try out
for a part in a local College Sta...

In answer to an advertisement for tough outdoorsy types, for a mountaineering trip, a frail, lit...

I got this joke from a roommate of mine, Keith Brown.
He acquired it when he went back to...

Three elderly women, recently transplanted from the Northeast to a Florida retirement community,...

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of ...

The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were...

The Missing Toupee!



On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surpri...

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out o...

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She wou...

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would...

There were these three couples; one elderly, one middle aged, and one newly-wed that wanted to j...

|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...

This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The pr...