Elderly Jokes

|Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...

|I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...

|There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...

|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...

|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr...

|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...

|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided...

|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she h...

|I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate...

|You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor...

|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news...

|In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ...

|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he...

|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi...

|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...

|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho...

|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...

|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...

|The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ...

|We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...

|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...

|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor...

|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be...

|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...