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A ninety year old man is sitting on a park bench crying. The police drive by and see him. They s...

While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishi...

"Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...

Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...

An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, th...

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...

|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and...

Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is th...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, h...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...

|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor...

Elderly woman meets elderly gentleman on the street.

Her: Aren't you Ed Filby? I h...

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...

An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner. During the meal, the young priest coul...

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick an...

An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We s...

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inq...

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car found four
males sitting i...

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...

Selma, an elderly Jewish lady was leaving the garment district to go home from
work. Sud...

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharm...

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of
Viagra. The d...

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor s...

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

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An Elderly couple are in the Lawyer's office saying they would like to get a divorce

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Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking sui...

An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeare...

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old tim...

|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav...

|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her t...

A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he is paid handsomely and ...

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He final...

An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...

An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he tak...

I believe I read this one in a new book by Larry King, Tell Me More.
I think it came from...

An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...

There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to th...

The businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room at the swank hotel an...

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "...

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went...

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was s...

|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the...

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the do...