Elderly Jokes

A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are...

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...

An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her ha...

A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...

Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle...

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi...

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...

"Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...

An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, th...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav...

An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We s...

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is th...

"Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...

An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...

An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...

An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...

An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the d...