dumb jokes

What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?Break her fingers so she can't tell...

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who...

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag....

Q: Why are all dumb blond jokes so short?

A: So *men* can understand them ......

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw a sign that said "Free" next to a pony she took the sign....

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and b...

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? An airbag.
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your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.



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your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.



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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."...

Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney...

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BASIC: Boring And...

Peroxide....

Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?



So men can understand them....

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN HANDY
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a smal...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...

You never miss any important phone calls because you're in the tub....

yo momaso dumb she got lost at the grocery store

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101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get ...

101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What's the best job a dumb blonde ever had?
A: Vice-president of the United States....

Some of you may not find these at all funny but their is defintely a demographic that loves them...

"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Ce...

A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, g...

A young newlywed was telling his friend about his wedding night.



"Boy, ...

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know th...

• Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
  
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Why was the blond staring at the orange juice carton?...

What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag?

Wh...

What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!...

Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!...

He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!...

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain....

Did you know that it is against the law to take a dump in another person's toilet in Kentucky?...

yo mama sooo fat she fell in love and broke it...

This blonde was so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund....

yo mama soooo poor she caint even pay attention!...

Yo mamma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone....

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope t...

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind....

What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!...

Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the ...

Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?...

Your mama so dumb someone asked her to trace her roots and she drew on her hair....

You're so dumb, if I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd expect change!...

there was a guy who was in a 20 mph zone and he was going very fast so he got pulled over and th...

Your so dumb that if your brain was made of dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose....