Dumb Jokes

|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Emplo...

|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,00...

|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and ...

|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. De...

|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have d...

|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He ...

|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year...

|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of th...

|Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur f...

|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, man...

|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stret...

|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in ...

|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as ...

|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signe...

|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shorte...

|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the count...

|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative ...

|Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" ...

|A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle ...

|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire...

|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteache...

|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to ...

|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call f...

|Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., w...

|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah...