drunks

The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...

This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...

Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong.

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A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...

|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why o...

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...

If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...

In the morning I pour coffee in my travel mug and drink about half of it on my way to work. In t...

|How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far ...

One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...

Two drunks staggering home one night and one decides to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Ha...

A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him if he...

A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him if he...

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...

SWM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dep...

My mom, who tells me all my best jokes, told me this one:

[Ed: Reportedly appears ...

The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How ...

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*Lysdexia: a peech imspedime...

Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of 3rd & Lambourne. Seems th...

Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of 3rd & Lambourne. Seem...

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You ...

ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, a...

ARIES

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempe...

Mean Horoscope



Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and a...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ship

Not a circuit was buzzing,...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ship

Not a circuit was buzzing,...

Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.2. If...

Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...



1. She doesn't need ...

(This was posted a week ago in talk.pol.misc, but thought I'd let you
mull it over. It i...