drunks

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come ...

Two drunks were stumbling home along a pair of railway tracks.The first drunk says, "There's a h...

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours ...

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours ...

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the wind...

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 3...

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...

There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. They go to heaven and plead god for ...

Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights fla...

Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights...

Two drunks were trying to figure out how to get some alcohol for free.

They only had a d...

"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ...

The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol consumption are Las Vegas and Washington, DC. The d...

How careers end...

Drunks are distilled.

Alpine climbers are dismounted.

Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down a set of railway tracks,

First Irishman: "Jesus Chris...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...

"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Wel...

A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...

One day two drunks are sitting in a bar drinking. One drunk notices a sign saying, "Lady in the ...

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...

A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your
name and address?"

|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Padd...

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?"

After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...

McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...

Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" ...

There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...

The bartender got tired of hearing these five drunks arguing about who had the biggest dick.

When three drunks showed up at the local brothel, the madam of the house knew they'd be unable t...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...

Three drunks show up at the local whorehouse and the madam realizes they are too drunk to be abl...

A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...

Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...

A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...

|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy ...

There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...

Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn...

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...

A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...

Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I could...

Two men at are bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty d...

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...