doctor jokes

Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken!

Doctor: How long has ...

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...

This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operat...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...

Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, ...

A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she wa...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.



"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.



"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can...

An Irish bloke goes to the doctor: "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wo...

An Irish bloke goes to the doctor: "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wo...

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it real...

This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the op...

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. J...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal se...

Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me ...

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and ...

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doc...

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins an...

A woman went to her doctor for a followup visit after the doctor
had prescribed testoster...

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The no...

A pregnant Brooklyn woman gets in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma. Asleep for near...

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...

A young doctor had been treating his patient for diabetes for quite some time, using alternative...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the...

|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He fou...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by peop...

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the ...

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the...

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the ...

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I...

Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.

I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typh...

A woman went to her doctor in a panic.

"Doctor, you must help me," she sobbed, please put...

A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a green bean stuffed up each nostril walks into the doc...

A woman waited to her psychiartrist, "Oh, Doctor, what am I going to do? My husband thinks he's ...

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and ...

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While there he's quite sexually

promiscu...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines h...

An
older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription

A woman and a baby were in the doctor?s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman a...

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.

The lawyer, seeing t...

|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!...

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing dev...