doctor jokes

"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "Ithink I'm turning into a man...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.

"Well," says the doctor,...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do t...

The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assi...

"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too lar...

A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new practice. He had a new sign painted ...

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that o...

|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...

A woman goes to her doctor and said she wanted and operation done because her vagina lips were m...

A woman goes to her doctor and said she wanted and operation done because her vagina lips were m...

An overly-sexed young man, who had an erection at the slightest provocation, went to a doctor fo...

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus....

The other day I was sitting in the doctor's office when a nun came running out of the exam room ...

The other day I was sitting in the doctor's office when a nun came running out of the exam room ...

There was this doctor who for one reason or another decided to clone himself.

After...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.



"Well," says...

|A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...

|Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wail...

An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a...

At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." ...

Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the ...

[ I heard this from my girlfriend's Austrian grandmother -
it may lose something without ...

This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
...

"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too...

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razorblade."

"Don't panic, I'm coming immedi...

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razorblade."

"Don't panic, I'm coming immedi...

The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to ...

Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been g...

Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken!

Doctor: How long has ...

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...

This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operat...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...

Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, ...

A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she wa...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.



"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.



"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can...

An Irish bloke goes to the doctor: "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wo...

An Irish bloke goes to the doctor: "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wo...

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it real...

This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the op...

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. J...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal se...

Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me ...

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and ...

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doc...