doctor jokes

A man goes to his doctor's and says, "Doc, I've just been raped by an elephant!"

Th...

|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...

Patient: Doctor, Doctor everyone ignores me! Doctor: Next please....

A friend of mine told me this story about his sister,
a veterinarian, who had to visit th...

After a few years of married life, an engineer finds he is unable to perform. He goes to his doc...

After a few years of married life, an engineer finds he is unable to perform. He goes to his doc...

After making love, the woman said to the man, "So you are a doctor?"

"That's right,...

A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor,
'Doc, do me...

Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smo...

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she ...

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...

Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a Cajun's wife went into labor in the middle of the ...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

|I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...

The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a local casino and asked to have her husband paged.......

A priest and doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and m...

A blonde goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I touch hurts!"
...

A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to ...

After a few years of married life , this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor ...

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these pe...

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a...

An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doc...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.

"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pr...

OKay, this chick walks into a pharmacy. There's a guy at the counter.

The chick says,...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doc...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the fac...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do th...

Mrs. Goldberg went to the doctor because she hadn't been "regular" in quite some time. The docto...

"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "Ithink I'm turning into a man...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.

"Well," says the doctor,...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do t...

The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assi...

"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too lar...

A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new practice. He had a new sign painted ...

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that o...

|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...

A woman goes to her doctor and said she wanted and operation done because her vagina lips were m...

A woman goes to her doctor and said she wanted and operation done because her vagina lips were m...

An overly-sexed young man, who had an erection at the slightest provocation, went to a doctor fo...

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus....

The other day I was sitting in the doctor's office when a nun came running out of the exam room ...

The other day I was sitting in the doctor's office when a nun came running out of the exam room ...

There was this doctor who for one reason or another decided to clone himself.

After...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.



"Well," says...

|A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...

|Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wail...