doctor jokes

There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why...

|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big buildin...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male d...

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, ...

|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to...

A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...

|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...

Aman walks into a doctors and says



"Doctor,Doctor i have a strewbery stuck...

A man went to a doctor. "I have three balls", he said, "and I don't like that very much".
...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal in...

HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps y...

HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps y...

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anyth...

"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and...

|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!...

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and ex...

A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye do...

A man goes to the doctor complaining of a fever. The doctor examines him and perscribes him some...

After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goe...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, only you've got to promise n...

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain h...

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involv...

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involv...

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything ...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goe...

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for Viagra. The guy asks for a la...

A man goes to his doctor's and says, "Doc, I've just been raped by an elephant!"

Th...

|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...

Patient: Doctor, Doctor everyone ignores me! Doctor: Next please....

A friend of mine told me this story about his sister,
a veterinarian, who had to visit th...

After a few years of married life, an engineer finds he is unable to perform. He goes to his doc...

After a few years of married life, an engineer finds he is unable to perform. He goes to his doc...

After making love, the woman said to the man, "So you are a doctor?"

"That's right,...

A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor,
'Doc, do me...

Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smo...

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she ...

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...

Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a Cajun's wife went into labor in the middle of the ...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

|I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...

The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a local casino and asked to have her husband paged.......

A priest and doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and m...

A blonde goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I touch hurts!"
...

A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to ...

After a few years of married life , this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes...