doctor jokes

|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...

|Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...

Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at an upscale restaurant when an attractive youn...

Hodgee comes to the United States from India, and he's only here a few months when he becomes ve...

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for y...

Q: What's a practical nurse?

A: A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient....

A man staggers into the Doctor's surgery and gasps: "Doctor, help me! Everywhere I look I see ta...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...

A man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical. After awhile, the doctor comes out a...

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. P...

There was this woman who went to the doctors cause she was complaining that sex with her husband...

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.'What about ...

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
I do for you?"...

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor...

Doctor's son: Hello, old man. What's the matter? You're looking glum.

Doctor: No wo...

There was this fellow who received a phone call from his doctor. The doctor said, "I have some b...

A man is urinating one day when the end of his penis drops off. He thinks, "This is probably not...

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test.

The doctor asks the fi...

There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.

The doc ran some tests and...

|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...

There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he ...

|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...

Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?"

Doctor scra...

A man goes to the doctor and he finds out that he is very ill and only has a few weeks to live. ...

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be

80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 8...

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor:...

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building wi...

There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why...

|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big buildin...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male d...

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, ...

|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to...

A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...

|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...

Aman walks into a doctors and says



"Doctor,Doctor i have a strewbery stuck...

A man went to a doctor. "I have three balls", he said, "and I don't like that very much".
...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal in...

HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps y...

HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps y...

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anyth...

"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and...

|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!...

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and ex...

A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye do...

A man goes to the doctor complaining of a fever. The doctor examines him and perscribes him some...