doctor jokes

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.



Their conversation was c...

Peter goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't b...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, an...

A woman with a baby visited the doctor's office. She was escorted to an examination room and tol...

|The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...

I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "...

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What w...

In the back woods of Kentucky, the rednecks wife went into labor in the middle of t...

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-y...

A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday.
He calls the local plumber,...

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

A 70 year old woman went to the doctor for a check up.





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One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...

A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned gr...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by ...

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

A man was badly constipated, and had been for several weeks, so he went to
a doctor to tr...

In the back woods of West Virginia, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the nigh...

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!...

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the sp...

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!...

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put but...

Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!...

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!...

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot?...

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a co...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing aroun...

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that no...

Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it...

A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to th...

|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne...

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there ...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, an...

A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...

A woman gives birth to a baby. Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and
says, "I have to tell ...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav...

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks ...

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."T...

There was once a very prim a...

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a ...

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a ...

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes t...

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says,...