doctor jokes

"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doc...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm ...

"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!"

"What's come over you?"

"2 buses, 3 ...

"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!"

"What's come over you?"

"2 buses, ...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk ...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk a...

This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...

This guy goes into a doctors and says, "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop h...

One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office."Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in ...

One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.



"Doctor, Doctor I'm...

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man ...

One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.

"Doctor, Doctor I'm having th...

A guy goes into a doctor's office with a dead frog on a stick. He goes to the doctor," Doctor, c...

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles o...

This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...

A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walk...

This man is suffering from extreme headaches so he
goes to his doctor.

Man:...

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man ...

A man walks into his doctor and says "Doctor, doctor i have a bit of an embarrising problem."

A man walks into his doctor and says "Doctor, doctor i have a bit of an embarrising problem."

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...

A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.



A few days late...

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran

some

This woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from
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This woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive farti...

|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...

A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Goo...

This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grav...

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father...

An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the d...

Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the doctor for a check up.





After exten...

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was fin...

A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up.

The doctor finishes the exam and tells the...

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did ...

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear...

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pl...

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles o...

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescrib...

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...

Q: What's a practical nurse?

A: A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient....

A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"
Doctor replies, ...

An old man went to the doctor. He said, "Doctor, I was wondering if you could help me. My wife a...

A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem you see, only you've got to p...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor ...

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor...

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ransometests and sent him home wit...

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his...

<from Richard Buchmiller>

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plu...

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I...