Doctor jokes Jokes

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good ...

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the...

Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the barte...

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show t...

|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?
A: No.
Q:...

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a...

A man went to the doctor for his yearly physical, and afterwards the doctor sat him down and tol...

|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...

|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...

[Ed: Original by Scott Turner]

These three strings go into a bar and order a marti...

|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....

An Irish bloke goes to the doctor: "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wo...

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my ...

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden m...

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drun...

This woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive farti...

A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem you see, only you've got to p...

Swampy Marsh, the young Australian father-to-be, is waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward...

An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist.

The lady behind the counter gives...

Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: Yo...

This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grav...

|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo...

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each ye...

|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...