doctor jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the...

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the ...

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I...

Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.

I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typh...

A woman went to her doctor in a panic.

"Doctor, you must help me," she sobbed, please put...

A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a green bean stuffed up each nostril walks into the doc...

A woman waited to her psychiartrist, "Oh, Doctor, what am I going to do? My husband thinks he's ...

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and ...

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While there he's quite sexually

promiscu...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines h...

An
older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription

A woman and a baby were in the doctor?s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman a...

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.

The lawyer, seeing t...

|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!...

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing dev...

Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't st...

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!...

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !...

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my...

Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!...

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

Patient: But, d...

The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It`s very important that you
take this medicine exac...

Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.

Doctor: You should diet.<...

Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going...

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He ...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.



Their conversation was c...

Peter goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't b...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, an...

A woman with a baby visited the doctor's office. She was escorted to an examination room and tol...

|The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...

I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "...

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What w...

In the back woods of Kentucky, the rednecks wife went into labor in the middle of t...

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-y...

A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday.
He calls the local plumber,...

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

A 70 year old woman went to the doctor for a check up.





The do...

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...

A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned gr...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...