doctor jokes

Julie went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four ...

Julie went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four ...

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, we...

A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave lo...

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask....

This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grav...

A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clot...

After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?""That's right," replied the doctor ...

A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to ...

There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor's.

The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply. The ...

Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test.


The doctor says to the first o...

A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. Af...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...

This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave lo...

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the
doctor tells him, "I ...

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the ...

A man had a problem, there was a red ring around his dick. He was really worried so he went to t...

A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my ...

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on dr...

A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor...

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the d...

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man wal...

After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?"



"That...

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down o...

A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the ...

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up.

Everything checked out fine. The ol...

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it real...

There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor's.The first guy says, "Doctor,...

|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...

|Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...

Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at an upscale restaurant when an attractive youn...

Hodgee comes to the United States from India, and he's only here a few months when he becomes ve...

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for y...

Q: What's a practical nurse?

A: A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient....

A man staggers into the Doctor's surgery and gasps: "Doctor, help me! Everywhere I look I see ta...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...

A man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical. After awhile, the doctor comes out a...

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. P...

There was this woman who went to the doctors cause she was complaining that sex with her husband...

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.'What about ...

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
I do for you?"...

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor...

Doctor's son: Hello, old man. What's the matter? You're looking glum.

Doctor: No wo...

There was this fellow who received a phone call from his doctor. The doctor said, "I have some b...

A man is urinating one day when the end of his penis drops off. He thinks, "This is probably not...

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test.

The doctor asks the fi...