Doctor Jokes

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|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...

|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...

|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...

|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden m...

An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist.

The lady behind the counter gives...

|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo...

|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...

|A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't...

An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied...

A man visits his doctor. "I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my testicles...

Doctor: ?I?m sorry to say that the check you gave me has bounced back.?

Banta: ?It is rig...

|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...

It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pr...

|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He fou...

Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man...

|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...

|Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...

There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...

|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...