dirty jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub....

Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I us...

An Irishman went for an interview with one of the major blue chip computer companies.

What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside....

Nuts ... my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
You really wacked the hel...

Wanna here a clean joke?
I'm takin a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty...

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but really aren't:



Reach in and gr...

Why is it so hard to tell the truth but so easy to tell a lie?

Why are we so sleepy in ch...

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed th...

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.



When he sat do...

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in t...

They know when they are in trouble.
They don't want you to get off the phone to pay attent...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking b...

|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: Wh...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum w...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.

The waiter, who is also the owner, wa...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.

The waiter, who is also the owner, wa...

What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word....

Your hair is so black and dirty, you should wash it sometimes....

you so poor i came in your house and ask to use the bath room and you siad, the second bucket to...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The following exchange tak...

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?




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A guy and his wife were speeding down the interstate when a state cop pulls him over. The man sa...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....The...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place......

A driver is stopped by a police officer.

The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?...

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?" Officer:...

Here I sit Same as ever



Dirty arse, got no paper



Bos...

"Where in the world did you pick up that dirty thing?" asked the bartender. "Won it in a raffle"...

What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....

What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."...

What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there...

What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your ...

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia....

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!...

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!...

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot...

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes....

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'...

Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't w...

Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk...

Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn...

Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number....

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride...

Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet....

How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick....

Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge...

Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick....