Dirty Jokes

  • 101 Things Not To Say During Sex

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 53 hits

    But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...

  • Abstinence

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 30 hits

    Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...

  • What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...

  • College Rules

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 30 hits

    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...

  • Cucumber&pickle

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 15 hits

    A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...

  • Dirty minds

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 32 hits

    Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...

  • Foot Tall

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 23 hits

    A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...

  • Girl's School

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 20 hits

    The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...

  • Hired Help

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 22 hits

    A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...

  • Little Carrie likes to screw

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 25 hits

    It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...

  • May September Marriage

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 24 hits

    A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...

  • Nun on the Bus

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 30 hits

    A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...

  • Old Beach Babe

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 19 hits

    Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you s...

  • Old man's sperm cup

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 25 hits

    There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...

  • Parrrot boy & daddy

    rating3 Dirty Jokes 28 hits

    There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...

  • Pre-Nuptial Agreements

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 16 hits

    A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...

  • Reload.

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 24 hits

    A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...

  • Speaking of Sex

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 23 hits

    A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...

  • Speed Limit

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 41 hits

    What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...

  • Starch in your Shorts

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 22 hits

    Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...

  • Sunday School

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 18 hits

    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...

  • That IS The Only Difference

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 26 hits

    What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on....

  • The 3 holes

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 18 hits

    A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits fo...

  • The Hundred Nuns

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 23 hits

    One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session t...

  • The old mans bird

    rating0 Dirty Jokes 22 hits

    Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...


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