Dirty Jokes

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...

What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...

A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...

A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you s...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...

What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on....

A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits fo...

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session t...

Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...